Mommy’s little moo cow
My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.
help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post
its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just drive to another country for burger king
this is 1234567654654453% not ok.
These made me actually burst into tears, this is horrible
Can someone care to explain?
Last day on set. Ever.
My mom and I gave my little brother one of these balloons a couple months ago, and a few days later he said it creeped him out because sometimes it would rub against his wall or the shadow would make him think there was a person in his room.
So, of course, for his 14th birthday we decided to buy 14 of them and fill his room when he was out.
When he got back home and went upstairs we waited to see how he would react and weren’t disappointed when we heard loud screams and curses.
Then, because I’m an asshole, I moved them into our guest room (aka, my dad’s closet) after my dad had fallen asleep.
I was woken up this morning by my dad screaming.
Clearly because this is a fantastic idea, whoever pisses me off will wake up surrounded by smiley balloons.
Let the games begin
My brother ate the last slice of cake
Enjoy your shower, motherfucker
i dont know if the picture is supposed to be of the employee who forgot the blunt or the customer who found it and im not sure which would be funnier
Great nail Art